You’re A Teacher When…

Having completed internship, I can definitely say that I can relate to a few of these:

You Know You’re A Teacher When … – Christina’s Classroom Early Childhood Blog

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  1. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.
  2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
  3. You walk into a store and hear the words “It’s Ms/Mr._______” and know you have been spotted.
  4. You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
  5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty minutes.
  6. You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day: lunch and planning period.
  7. You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.
  8. You believe the teachers’ lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.
  9. You want to slap the next person who says “Must be nice to work 8 to 3 and have summers off.”
  10. You believe chocolate is a food group.
  11. You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
  12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says “Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.”
  13. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
  14. You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own needs.
  15. You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least five items!
  16.  You find true beauty in a can of perfectly sharpened pencils.
  17. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.
  18. You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a certain way after meeting his or her parents.

What else could be added to the list?

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